Confession Fridays.............

Throughout the week I do and think random things that I don't mind sharing with the world.  Besides, I need to get some of these things off my chest. I am naturally secretive and of course my juicy secrets, I could never tell but I will share the safe ones.  Feel free to confess as well.  It may do you some good.

 

1. We are the same sign so it was lust from the very beginning.  Just as quickly as it started is how it will end. I am not looking forward to that day but I know that it is what it is.
   

2. I couldn't watch Little Miss Sunshine because you are just too damn sexy and yes I sprayed on as much of that spray that you like as possible,  so that you would smell it as soon as I entered the room.  I know how much you like it. 
   

3. Trying to stay on track with my diet for the dress that will look as if I was poured in, I ate one of my coworker's yogurt.
   

4. I can't fall for you. I just can't…..   Maybe it is the slow stroke that has got me trippin'. 
   

5. I wasn't ready for you to leave, dammit!  If only you could have stayed a little while longer.  I kept my cool but I was mad as hell.
   

6. Sometimes I think it should have been us together instead….
   

7. It will never work out between us….  Your titties are bigger than mine (hence the name titty man)
   

8. I want you to star in my movie..............
   

9. I have an addiction, I knew the first time I tried it, I would be addicted and now I am…..  This explains why I am up at 3am. I can't even stop thinking about doing it.  I try not to do it everyday at least twice a week.  I need to have it in my system before the week is over.
   

Get Live.... Focker

I have had the experience of having a great lover.   A partner that truly understands that there are two people having sex and took my feelings and wants into consideration.  I have a friend that recently told me that she doesn't like oral sex..  What the Fu... , is what I was thinking..  She said she has never been with a man that has done it right.  I am so sad for her!  Oral sex is such a beautiful thing especially when the partner knows what they are doing. Then we started talking about what I call doing the Elvis…  her friend said that he wanted to make her legs shake and she had no clue to what that meant.  She wanted to know if there was something in the store that she could buy to prepare herself for it, how precious!    Poor girl…. 

 

Either she has been with selfish lovers that only looked out for self or they just didn’t know what they were doing.  I have been with someone like that as well and it was the worst.  There is nothing worse than a selfish lover.  I am used to being with someone that wants to satisfy me just as bad as I want to satisfy them which makes the act of sex great,  but the selfish lover just wants to get off and doesn't really care or then again  maybe he just doesn't know what to do.   The partner I was with was adequate, it was sort of like Mista from the Color Purple when he would get on her and do his business, and well that is how I felt sometimes.  It just wasn’t always enjoyable but I liked him unfortunately.  At times I did wish I had one of those wrap it up boxes Dave Chapelle advertised on his show.  I would have put that box to some serious use....

 

 

A good male friend of mine said that women are not bad in bed, if a woman is bad in bed then it is the man’s fault and I agree with him. Women go along with the vibe of things.  I think men get caught up into watching how the porn stars have sex and try to do everything Mr. Marcus is doing but in 5 minutes or less.  That can be frustrating.   Women are not asking that you become porn stars, we want tantric sex.  There are books you can read or classes you can take.  On I Love New York, she had a tantric teacher come in on a date and that actually seemed like a fun date, well fun if you are into that person you are with.

 

 

I know that people know when they are bad in bed but then again we women pretend so  much… How would they know if we are oohing and aahing and not meaning any of it?  If we really like the guy we should just tell them what to do. I ask my lover what he likes and I also look at his facial expressions too.   Constructive sex criticism will only make you better in bed and shouldn’t everyone want to be the best focker ever…   I know I do.